Thirteen Fun Words from the Urban Dictionary!
1. Cell Phone Salute – When one attempts to send or receive a text message with little or no reception by raising his or her cell phone up in the air thinking that somehow they will gain more bars.
2. Window Eating – The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything.
3. Link Diving – The act of clicking further and further from your original subject of research. Commonly related to the popular website Wikipedia.com.
4. MeDD – People who have trouble talking about anyone but themselves for any length of time. The “enough about me, what do you think of me” syndrome.
5. Facebook Insomnia – A condition – generally found in, but not limited to, suburban teenagers – under which, afflicted persons deprive themselves of sleep in favor of repeatedly refreshing ones Facebook ‘News Feed’ in hopes and/or anticipation of a new ‘Status Update’ or ‘Wall Post’ from ones friends.
6. Man Points – Points that one receives upon the completion of a distinctly manly task. More often than not, intelligent points and man points are inversely proportional.
7. Prexhausted – Preemptively exhausted. When you are exhausted just by thinking about something.
8. Pepperazzi – Foodie who obsessively insists on snapping photos of everything they eat and of every other dish at the table.
9. Soft Googling – When some is bored on the computer and they’re just aimlessly Googling random shit to pass the time.
10. Hollywood Historian – Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.
11. Going Commandtoe – Going commandtoe is when you wear closed-in shoes without socks.
12. Stoplight Stagger – That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn’t lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
13. Cute Porn – Any film, video, or series of photos that exists solely to garner the ubiquitous “awww” from its viewers.
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