Thursday Thirteen – Urban Dictionary Edition! – Paige Tyler – New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Author

Thursday Thirteen – Urban Dictionary Edition!

Thirteen Definitions from The Urban Dictionary!

1. Prosopobibliophobia – Facebook phobia, or having an aversion to all things Facebook.

2. Nerd-do-Well – A financially successful geek.

3. Olympic Adoption – The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country’s team is terrible.

4. Successorize – Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful.

5. Boner Pants – Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.

6. Axehole – A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

7. Slowest Common Denominator – The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.

8. Pintervetion – When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.

9. Old.Edu – Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term “old school.”

10. Rock Out with My Spock Out – To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a “Trekky”.

11. Liketurbate – Liking your own post or comment on Facebook.

12. Going Screensaver – When a coworker spaces out or dozes off in a meeting.

13. Smellucinate – To imagine a smell that isn’t actually there, as if to hallucinate.


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bloodthirstymuses says August 9, 2012

LOL! I love the Urban Dictionary sometimes. My favorite is the Olympic Adoption — I've done that quite a few times this year. It also happens when your team doesn't have a representative in an event, or you're watching a round after they've been eliminated.

Also, I think it's because of where I live (near the northeastern-most NY border) but I tend to love Canadian teams almost as much as American. 😉

paigetyl says August 9, 2012

BloodThirstyMuses – LOL! I love the Urban Dictionary, too! My fave on the list in Pintervention!


Jennifer Leeland says August 10, 2012

BUHAHAHAW I'm totally using Axehole in a conversation.

And I accidentally likcerbated myself….or whatever. Once. Only once. I swear. LOL!

these are great Paige.

paigetyl says August 10, 2012

Jennifer – LOL! Aren't these hilarious?! Glad you like them!


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